Really. I mean, you usually reserve this phrase for folks who are getting sassy on you, but isn't that the best time to "Take A Hike," when you're being a grouch? Are you giving your barista a dirty glare over a misspelled name on your cup? Hit the trail, Jack! You're about to ride somebody's bumper just to keep that jerk in the right lane from cutting in? Climb a crater, alligator! And heaven forbid you're about to take not just the last one, but the last *two* crispy cremes from the office box -- how *could* you! -- and all because you're feeling a bit grumpy over the work piling up in your inbox. Well now, take a deep breath ... No, a *really* deep breath. Now think hard; is that breath piney, fresh or otherwise indicative of broad sweeping vegetation or magnificent horizons? No? Well then, get your butt outside and get some real air. Trust me; your life will be the better for it. Apparel available in tee shirts, sweatshirts and tank tops. Something for all hiking seasons!