Who needs a little crimpy pain-in-the-joints problem when you can have a massive sloper to sink your palm into. There's nothing that'll make you feel so accomplished and simultaneously so recharged finger-wise as dynoing five feet up and slapping that slopper so hard that there's no way you're ever falling off. Add in a sweet heel hook and hand cross and pretty soon you've sent that sucker and can turn in for some micro-brews, with your legendary send like a halo over your chill brow. "Slopers Rock," and you rock, so put two awesome elements together with this tee. Pretty soon, every climber on the block will be crossing to your side of the street just to get a chance to invite you out to Bishop or The Gunks. You never know, you might just be the next Chris Sharma.