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'Black Diamonds Make Me Happy'

'Black Diamonds Make Me Happy'

$ 21.95

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I certainly like my bling. I adore draping myself in the latest fashions with diamonds adding glamour to my public image. Sure, those fashions are some nifty new goggles and the diamonds are of the black variety, but they still dazzle in the light and deck me out in glittering white -- although that's mostly when I'm having a yard sale, so I won't brag about that. Yep, "Black Diamonds Make Me Happy" and everybody should know it! After all, they're probably curious about where this fab physique came from and why I can't wait for cold weather.  Bundle me up and stick me on a mountain; it's time to admire my classy curves.